Programmable MP3 player with audio recording capability

I'm looking for a device that: 1. Is programmable like the iTouch, Android, devices. 2. I'd rather not go Apple, but the iTouch is a nice device. 3. I want a line-in jack or at least the ability to connect a real mic What I 'really' want is this: 1. I want to set it to record, put it on the table and whenever something interesting is said, be able to hit a marker button. 2. I want to be able to have a menu of movie quotes, "it goes to 11", "what is your name!?", "How you gonna lose your job,... on your day off?!", "Groovy baby!".... as well as the ability to record my own quotes. Then I can just hit a button and boom, it plays the quote. That must exist, but if not, I can program it myself. Web browser/wi-fi would be a bonus. The Archos devices look nice, but it's not clear that they've got line-in's.