Apple Wireless Keyboard on Windows PC - How to make FN and Eject keys work?

I have *Apple Wireless Keyboard (A1255, from 2007, US English layout)* and I want to use it on *non-Apple, Windows PC*. But I have two problems. **Firstly**, Windows does not detect when "fn" and "eject" is pressed on. **Secondly** - I want to rebind/swap these keys: "fn" to "control" (and "left control" to "fn") and "eject" to "delete". I installed BootCamp on my machine but it has not changed anything. Thanks for any help.